i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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