Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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