WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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