are you still at the devil's house?
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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