Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
