My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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