Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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