wakey wakey hands off snakey
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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