Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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