It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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