lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
