I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I love you. Go after that dick
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
