why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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