my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Randomize
