I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Randomize
