Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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