Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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