Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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