That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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