I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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