Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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