i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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