Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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