If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
false alarm. still invincible.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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