Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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