How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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