So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Girls should come with a carfax report
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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