my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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