I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
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