so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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