im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Randomize
