For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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