halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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