I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
