i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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