We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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