He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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