Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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