no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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