You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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