The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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