i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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