sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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