Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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