come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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