i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
We left an ass print on the piano.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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