Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
