I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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