his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
