the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
