i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
is wine microwaveable?
he was CRYING into my vagina
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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