Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
nutella sex= disaster
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Randomize
