i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Randomize
