worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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